samwhys:

im dying do you see how little that shirt is omg

whatflavorofizze:

pokeviruses:

brandigasms:

kingjaffejoffer:

LOS ANGELES (AP) — California has reached the breaking point, says Tim Draper. The Silicon Valley venture capitalist is pushing a proposal to crack the nation’s most populous state into smaller pieces — six of them.

California has grown so big, so inefficient, it’s essentially ungovernable, according to a ballot initiative that could reach voters as early as November.

It has to go, he says.

Draper, in documents he submitted to the Secretary of State’s Office, recommends dividing California regionally, including establishing a state called Silicon Valley, which would include San Francisco and nearby counties that are home to technology giants like Facebook and Apple.

Los Angeles would become part of the new state of West California, which also would include the coastal cities of Santa Barbara and Ventura. The state’s farming heartland would become Central California. San Diego would be the largest city in the new South California.

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Ummm…

i thought this was fake but???

What

eponnia:

Just give the girls wigs and you have gold medalist/Olympic skaters working with Disney. It’s a win win.

abbadonallhope:

bitterassfandom:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

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russia gets silver:

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chinese get silver:

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british get bronze:

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actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:image

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

couurfeyrac:

hi my name is enjolras and i’ll be auditioning for the role of french revolution 

nftygerl:

kristoffkriston:

first of all how dare you

OUCH

chapsnats:

THIS IS A BUN APPRECIATION POST

Baby, you belong in special collections because you’re rare and worth keeping! —More of your great Archival Valentines! (via todaysdocument)